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PVM’s Stats – Week 1 Results: 10 – 5 – 1  Season Record: 10 – 5 – 1

Thursday … Baltimore @ Cincinnati – The Ravens blasted the doors off the Bills while the Bengals took care of the Colts last week. Short weeks are always a problem for the road teams. Bengals 31 Ravens 24

Sunday … Carolina @ Atlanta – Why I picked Dallas to beat the Panthers I’ll never know, but I’ll own it. I’ll also own the fact I picked Atlanta to beat the Eagles. I’ll take the Falcons in a high scoring game. Falcons 38 Panthers 35

Indianapolis @ Washington – The Colts struggled last week against the Bengals while Washington was able to handle the rebuilding Cardinals. Colts still have too many pieces missing even with Andrew Luck back. Washington 34 Colts 24

Houston @ Tennessee – If Titans QB Marcus Mariota isn’t 100% it will be a long day for the Nashville fans. Texans 24 Titans 17

Philadelphia @ Tampa – The biggest upset last week was the Bucs taking care of the Saints. That isn’t going to happen again this week. Eagles 38 Buccaneers 24

Kansas City @ Pittsburgh – KC went to Los Angeles and rocked the Chargers while the Steelers freaking tied the Browns. The Steelers will play better this week but I’m going with the Chiefs. KC 31 Steelers 28

Miami @ NY Jets – The Jets pasted an uninspired Lions team last Monday night. Look for the Jets to do the same against the Dolphins. Jets 34 Miami 28

LA Chargers @ Buffalo – Both teams, especially the Bills, took it in the moon last week. The Chargers have better weapons on offense. Chargers 37 Bills 24

Minnesota @ Green Bay – Aaron Rodgers will play this weekend after suffering a knee boo-boo against the Bears. He’s all about payback. Packers 35 Vikings 27

Cleveland @ New Orleans – I suspect this week’s practice in New Orleans wasn’t to pleasant for the Saints after the screwed the pooch against Tampa. Cleveland is improved but they can’t keep up with the Saints scoring machine. Saints 44 Browns 17

Detroit @ San Francisco – The 49ers had an excuse last week: they played Minnesota on the road. But the Lions getting ripped by the Jets at home? Inexcusable. 49ers 31 Lions 24

Arizona @ LA Rams – It’s a rebuilding year for the Cardinals. It could be a Super Bowl year for the Rams. Rams 34 Cardinals 20

New England @ Jacksonville – This is a game that the Jags need to win to show that last year’s playoff run was no fluke. But Brady is still the dude. Patriots 27 Jags 21

Oakland @ Denver – Did the Raiders realize the season started last week? Broncos 27 Raiders 21

NY Giants @ Dallas – The Cowboys need this win or their fans may riot. Cowboys 34 Giants 24

Monday … Seattle @ Chicago – Could be a long night for Russell Wilson as the Seahawks offensive line struggles. Bears need to figure out how to close the deal against teams. Bears 27 Seahawks 24