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Los Angeles – When John Wank comes for revenge, everybody gets whacked. WoodRocket is proud to present the John Wick porn parody, an erotic tale of the world’s greatest ASSassin, John Wank.

John will come for you. And you will come for John.

John Wank premieres Wednesday, February 28th on for free, with the Extended Version with a Bonus Sex Scene exclusively on Pornhub Premium.

They stole his car. They killed his favorite sex toy. And now John Wank is on a mission of vengeance and genital stimulation.

Starring April O’Neil, Codey Steele, Daisy Ducati, Cassandra Cain, and Vuko, John Wank was co-written by comic book writer/artist Brandon Graham (Prophet, King City, Multiple Warheads), and co-written and directed by Lee Roy Myers.

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WoodRocket mixes porn, comedy, pop culture, and it redefines adult entertainment. Creating popular high-quality stuff like Ask A Porn Star, Topless Girls Reading Books, Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail, and porn parodies like Dick & Morty, Hamiltoe, Cockraiser, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fap To The Future, Strokémon, and Bob’s Boners, WoodRocket is the future of porn. WoodRocket’s content has been featured on Buzzfeed, Uproxx, Gizmodo, Maxim, Complex, AV Club, Spin, Rolling Stone, The Howard Stern Show, GQ, Vice, Esquire, The Hollywood Reporter, @Midnight, Bon Appetit, and more.

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